YOU WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT. YOU ARE COLD, HUNGRY, AND BALD.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
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jarbornza wrote:
>Cut down a tree and make a canoe. |
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO CUT DOWN A TREE WITH.
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| Krunch wrote:
>Use star in sky to cut tree. |
DUE TO YOUR POOR SENSE OF PERSPECTIVE AND INABILITY TO JUMP MORE THAN TWICE YOUR BODY HEIGHT, YOUR ATTEMPT TO ACQUIRE A STAR INVARIABLY ENDS IN FAILURE.
PERHAPS THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE YOU CAN DO TO A TREE OTHER THAN CUT IT.
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| Krunch wrote:
>climb to the top of a tree |
ON THE WAY UP, YOU SPOT A FAMILIAR LOOKING BAG AND A NEST OF BABY BIRDS.
YOU ARE NOW AT THE TOP OF A TREE.
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| Google Image Search wrote:
>Go down and get bag from tree |
YOU GO DOWN AND GET THE BAG, BREAKING OFF THE BRANCH IT WAS HANGING FROM IN THE PROCESS.
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| Seta FD wrote:
>Check the knothole once you get back on the ground |
YOU GET BACK ON THE GROUND AND CHECK THE KNOTHOLE. WOW! THERE ARE A LOT OF KNOTS! BUT SINCE YOU HAVE NO HAIR, YOU HAVE NO USE FOR KNOTS AND THEREFORE DO NOT TAKE ONE.
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| Seta FD wrote:
>Check on the baby birds |
ONE BABY BIRD IS DEAD AND IS EVAPORATING INTO THE AIR. THE OTHER SEEMS SADDENED.
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| Kyou wrote:
>It has a tail, kill it before it takes its true form! |
HOW DO YOU INTEND TO KILL IT?
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| DarkDragoon wrote:
>Boot to the head |
YOU HAVE KILLED THE INNOCENT BABY BIRD. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, JERK.
WHAT NOW?
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| Kyou wrote:
>check contents of bag |
INSIDE THE BAG THERE IS A COMB MADE OF PRECIOUS PINK AMBER FROM THE JAYRIAN MOUNTAIN BLOODTREES, AN ORIHALCON HEART LOCKET, A TUBE OF ANTI-INFLAMMITORIES AND A SATCHEL OF SOMETHING THAT SMELLS DELICIOUS WRAPPED IN TEA LEAVES.
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YOU HAVE ACERTAINED THE CONTENTS OF THE BAG. SINCE YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY AVIAN COMPANIONS TO GUIDE YOU, YOU ARE STILL IN A FOREST, AND YOU ARE STILL COLD AND HUNGRY.
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| Sarksus wrote:
>Use the satchel to lure a small animal into your midsts. |
YOU PLACE THE SATCHEL ON THE GROUND
AND HIDE BEHIND A TREE TO AWAIT RESULTS.
BY THE TIME THE SUN RISES, YOU HAVE ATTRACTED A SWARM OF BLOODSUCKING ANOPLURA, A GREATER HEMIPTERA OF PESTILENCE, A PARASITIC ISOPTERA, AND A PAIR OF CARNIVOROUS LEPIDOPTERA.
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